Delaration of War...

There was a declaration of war made the other day at Abu Ghraib. Something so egregious and vile I cannot properly describe it. I shall try though…
The other shift deleted our music from the computer.
Oh the humanity!!!
The scoundrels!!!
We are stuck in this room for 12 hours at a time. Oftentimes the only thing to break the monotony, to keep us sane, to remind us of our civilian lives, was arguing over the radio. How else am I to remember there is a world out there of bad music?, a world of long drives with my friends?, a world of being stuck in traffic with my mom? Arguing over the radio is a basic element in the very foundation of our culture. Now what do we have to do for 12 hours?, work in silence? Forget that noise.
They deleted pretty much all 48 hours worth of music I put on there. All they left was this random crap that gets very old after the first hour. Gone is the jazz, and the rock. All that is left is crunk-pac and folk music.

This is war!!!!
There are two things you don’t mess with:
1) A man’s French fries
2) A man’s radio.
I don’t get mad, I get even.

Beware day shift…beware.